See Cam, guess you didn't know all the great knowledge and wisdom you can gather and learn from this board. I can only hope SC has access to these for his trip today.

And regarding the one about a party in my pants and your invited - that one I do know although my version has a bit 'racier' ending, glad this version went up first

So continuing against my better judgement a few more...


Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the girl of my dreams.

Are you tired? You should be because you've been running through my mind all night.

Come on, you can't get pregnant again.

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!"

I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? (approriate for this weekend)

I hope the word of the day is legs, because I would sure like to spread the word.

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

What winks and screws like a tiger?" (while winking.)


We'll need to see if anyone here will actaully try and use some of these - somehow it may not suprise me.