4/11

What the hell is wrong with you kids? You're pronouncing that you are bored, as if there is ANYTHING ANYONE other than yourselves can do about it.

Boredom is a sure sign of indolence and a complete lack of vigor and creativity. For Christ's sake, there is SO much to do in the world, especially when you are young. And the best part is, every option open to you is FUN.

You see, I stay occupied with not-fun things...pumping water out of my basement, writing bills, going to the dump, fixing the water pump on my car.

But YOU guys...if you think you're bored now, just wait. The events adulthood throws at you will make you want to die, if you continue to hold this poor attitude.

Go outside. Read a book. Take a walk. Go look at ducks in a pond. Sit and think. Feed the squirrels. Write a long letter to an old friend. And these are SIMPLE, isolating activities.

In sum, if I hear any of you say "I'm bored" again, I am going to snap. This is the first day in the history of this board that ANYONE has said so. You might be better off over at facethejury.com or Yahoo message boards, where everyone is a miserable teenager saying, "I'm hungry," "I'm bored," "I'm tired."

Stop.