No, I meant to say "going to the dump". Not going to take a dump. The dump is the tip yards, trash yards. I was getting rid of garden slabs for him and his missus - heavy work, my brothers injured.

I think that was the meaning that poke first intended it in his initial message. If not there's been a simple translation mistake made in the English - English and the American - English.

Are we there yet?

I'M AN IDIOT