The moon must be in the 7th hour and Jupiter aligned with Mars...because I think JoltinJoe is right on here. But as Shortcake said, those who need it most rarely do. It is up to their hapless victims to sort out the mess.

My apologies to Shortcake for bringing this up. I didn't mean to open a sensitive subject to ridicule. I feel bad.

Naw, Turi is one of the few that has earned the right to do almost anything. Besides I had a good laugh because I misread it too. My mind must still be on shit because I was wondering why Turi's brother should pay Turi to take a dump.

Ahh, it was a joke. Like hahah

JJ,

Just a suggestion, but don't forget to put your smiley faces when you're joking, that way there is no confusion!! No offense

SB is right, Turi has earned his status here and is well known and liked for what I like to refer to is his "offbeat" humor which really makes me laugh at times. I just wish he would have made it to Trapani!!!


TIS

We'll get there TIS, we'll get there.

JoltinJoe, I got your joke, I did laugh but my quote you quoted me on wasn't in reference to you pal.

Then don't read them, motherfucker. They aren't there because I'm bored...on the contrary, they're there because I am NEVER bored.

You're a pathetic little creature, Joe, and I look forward to burying you in a tidal crest of eloquence. If you value your self-esteem, I suggest you bail out while there's time.

Why Joe, you're absolutely right! Here's you posting "Should I exile myself", "I ran out of clean underwear", and "Hey, I'm a CAPO!", while Uztopoke is posting some...interesting, if not mind-boggling, ruminations; such as this one!

I'm not sure if you are classifying me as one of the 'bored' posters, but I'm not usually that bored anyway...there's plenty of things to do and I live in NEW ZEALAND.

Hmmmm....something to think about.....

-Penguin

Anton, my affections for you are well-documented. You are a very good young man. If you're bored, I'd like you to read "The Mediterranean" by Braudel, OK?

My love for you is indescribable. Someone get me a napkin.

First off, I'm glad to see you back and posting. I didn't know you enough and I would've felt real sorry if I made you leave this board. But ahh, looks like you won't be

You don't really know ME enough to call me pathetic "little creature". (Although women I date sometimes say that when I take off my...well, nevermind)
But really, you only know me from the stuff I replied to you because you attacked me, first.(And the war/politics stuff, that I admit, I get a little crazy about) If you ask people I associate myself with IN REAL LIFE, they would tell you the opposite that you think of me.

Thirdly, as you will not "bail out" because of me, and will not "bail out" because of you. If Geoff tells me to leave, I will do so. Hoever, I don't think I've done anything that bad excpet disagree with people.

See ya around

GP, I remember that comment. It was in a war thread, one that I admit again, I get emotional/mad/pissed/pyschotic on.

But you know how it feels, right?

Uh, not sure what you meant by the last line, but I do have a fireplace.

Are you describing it on that napkin?

What is going on in these boards?

Uztopoke and Guineapig: my two favorite jerkoffs!

Joe, forget about it man, you can't win agains these guys. They are actually intelligent, and have the wit to put your snide comments to shame.

Uztopoke; you're not alone.

Guineapig; you are alone.

-Penguin

Anton, you are a clever little bastard.

Sir, what am I trying to win? I do consider myself intelligent, sir. I could argue with them and you. However, where would that get me, sir? Probably China! No, sir, I do not wish to dig myself a bigger hole.

I also, sir, do not know why you said that, sir. Perhaps you wanted to better your image for the more popular posters, sir?

Ahh, yes GP! You've found my mistakes! As movies have mistakes, so do people. Unless, of course, sir, you believe, sir, you alone can not make mistakes, sir. Next time, for you, sir, I will carefully read over my post. And thank you sir, however, I do not wish to edit them. Good day sir. I can not consider you my favorite poster, sir. Sorry, sir, but thank you anyway for giving me your utmost support, sir.

See ya around, sir

I believe sir, you meant: not adroit adequate to..

Am I right, sir? I ask innocuously and wonder so as well, sir.

Wow! Your wit absloutely blinds me! And what's more odd (and perhaps frightening) is that we share the same train of thought.

Yes, my love is on a napkin. Wow.

1. The only reason I would leave this board is my death. You? Make me leave? *giggles*

2. Know enough of you? The beautiful thing is that I don't NEED to know you to thrash you. Just ask ShortCake. Chances are, I would chew and spit out the people you know in "real life," too. Because I'm an asshole.

3. Geoff would never tell you to leave...he is a good man. I, however, am a very bad man.

"My power is beyond your understanding." - Skeletor

OK OK OK Anton, I will adopt you and take you to Ecuador. I hope you like carrots.

No one here would EVER believe we share a thought, much less space on a train.

You are obviously trying to win your argument with Uzi about his ruminations bringing down the quality of the boards. How could you not know that? You fucking posted it. Impossible. Sorry to break it to you, my intelligent friend. Both digging a whole through the Earth and you getting the best of an argument with Uzi and Guinea are impossible.
You just fucking did, with this ridiculous reply.
Better my image? Do I seem like a guy that cares about my image. I bash our own fucking President during times of war. These particular guys already like me, so why would I try to better my image? It seems like you are comparing your childish ideas to me. Apples and oranges.
You are a fucking retard. Did the overuse of the word "sir" make you feel intelligent? Was it a way of putting me down? Was it an example of your "wit" and "biting sarcasm"? You are a retard.

Guys, make your cases without the insults, or don't make them at all.

Hey man, why do want to keep this thing going??

I thought we were getting past this...

well fook all of you...i'm leaving