Mr. Babe does the BEST breakfasts, and everyone gets what they want. Yum. Today, though, it was bagels and cream cheese. The bagels were so hot that they actually got mangled in the bag on the way home.
You want meatballs? We usually make a sauce (either me or my mom) once a week. If you think they'll be worth the drive, c'mon up. Although I'm still waiting for an invitation to a River that is Toms.

Btw, doesn't the name of your own town make you crazy? I mean, where's the apostrophe?? Knowing how A/R you are about grammar, does it bother you?