That's not beer.

I know

Miller Lite is the only light beer I can stomach. And trust me, I've canoed thru all the micros and macros.
As far as the Big 3: Regular Coors is fine. Bud is NEVER fine. Miller is always fine. So stop playin' around and enjoy yourself.

Beyond the Big Three, there's a whole other (better) universe out there! You can sample forever and ever.... but to give you a start, my current favorite is Blue Moon (made in Golden, CO -- a coincidence? I don't know). Also, Sierra Nevada is nice. And during summer, Franziskaner wheat (weisse = white, btw) is the best (along with the Blue Moon w/ orange)