That's not beer.

Try the New Amsterdam, though - it's very, very nice and quite a bit cheaper.
I've had my share of beers, all kinds really, but when you've had Heineken for about 100 days straight you don't ever wanna go back. The more you drink it, the more you like it. I wouldn't be surprised if the Dutch put heroin in it. It's that good. Matter of fact, I'm having one now.