I know it was a DH, but 33 points by Ben Zobrist has to be a fantasy record.

I'm happy with my team at this point in the season. Still have some work to do, but that'll come with time. My free agent pickup of Lance Berkman might be a steal if he keeps up this type of production! Not sure what has got into him this year after the last couple of seasons, but I'll take it!

I have the current #1, and #5 fantasy catchers, plus Victor Martinez coming off the DL this week. I'm willing to trade 1 of them for the right offer.

From the Onion

Area Man Already Tired Of Adjusting His Fantasy Baseball Roster

SAN JOSE, CA—Two weeks into the 2011 Major League Baseball season, 27-year-old Fred Romero has already begun complaining about the amount of time it takes to manage his fantasy baseball team, sources confirmed Wednesday. "I have a job, I have friends, I have a life. I shouldn’t be cutting into hours of sleep to research middle infielders for a game that’s supposed to be fun," said Romero, adding that on three separate occasions he's checked his team at lunch only to find out a pitcher on his bench has already started an afternoon game. "Besides, Michael [Armor] does website design or something for Yahoo! Sports, so he always wins our league anyway." Romero's expression of frustration arrives sooner than it did in 2010, when he reportedly waited until the end of April to tell his friends that he didn’t "have time for this shit" and was "never doing it again."

Is "Fred Romero" your pen name?

Number6of9saysWhat??

That's pretty funny, BL!

Somewhere plaw just dropped his glass of wine. haha.

the Onion rocks!

I'm officially terrified whenever my starting pitchers start. I don't think I've had a win in more than two weeks. Also, if Uggla can start hitting I'll greatly appreciate it.

It's been so long, I forgot to put a [Whine Alert] on the above.

Nice reverse jinx.

Well, it worked for Jaime Garcia. Not so much for anybody else.

I see you're waiting 'til I drop out of the Top 3 for you to post any standings

First Trade of the Season!

JL gets: Jason Bay (NYM - LF)
VJ gets: Miguel Montero (Ari - C)

Not exactly a blockbuster, but I need a backup lf.

This is an outrage! BLOCK TRADE!

JG is out of the top three. It's safe to post the standings now.

Douche is 6 out of 9 ... don't hold your breath! lol

Ahem... JG is a genius. He got me to post the standings.

What was that?

isn't the best thing about this game when you forget to bench a SP you'd definitely want to and he ends up scoring 20+ pts?

Sorry, can't relate.

Happy Birthday DB

I can't believe I'm still in the top four (for now) considering how many games I am short at all positions. I've had way more players on the DL than I had all of last year. Things need to improve or I'll finish out of the top three, and I'll be keeping JG company in the bargain bin.

Thanks for the greeting, BL!

So Cliff Lee won a game for me yesterday... Almost forgot what it's like to notch a win. A welcome birthday present!

Yeah, happy birthday again, Douche! (Don't need restraint here )

Happy Birthday (a little late)

Before it gets too out of control, check your Games Started (GS) on the Full Standings page.

After Week 8, 53 games would be exactly even/on pace. GS's for our league range from 54-75. There is a 162-game limit, with 109 to go.

I think I may be about ready to retire from fantasy sports.

#4 (of 9) isn't that terrible... if you actually played regularly, you'd probably be closer to the top...