Couldn't have said it better, mate. I was as shocked as anyone at Edge's sudden departure, but at least he got to leave the company on top. It's a damn good thing the doctors discovered the problem when they did. Now he won't have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.

So long to one of the greatest workers this company has ever seen. Thanks for the memories, Edge.

The good news is that good ol' Captain Charisma, Christian, may have a chance as the top man on SmackDown now. The bad news is that the WWE has diminished the prestige of both World titles so much that it really wouldn't mean much anyway.

"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis