Two funny tweets:
@serafinowicz: Thank you, Obama. The world is a safer place now that Donald Trump has been killed.
@me_irl: Beloved character actor Osama bin Laden, star of TV's "Fox News", dies age 54
@osamabinladen: 70 virgins left. I need a cigarette and a nap.
On a related note to virgins, these two are not bad as well:
(Side note: tweets from the dead princess Diana in heaven, so when someone dies he/she usually tweets that's seen them.

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@DianaInHeaven: No sign of him.
@DianaInHeaven: Now I come to think of it, we don't have all that many virgins around here either...