Ha ha ha!!! Yea, it's so easy to find jokes here isn't it? Christie is awfully big. Is his health generally good?


Btw can you imagine if anyone (anchor or not) made that remark about a female politician??? It would be treated
totally different wouldn't it? Just saying.

TIS

What strikes me is Christie landing on the chopper, and then be driven 100 yards to the park.

Couldn't he have walked some of it? You all've seen him. It would do him some good. He's like those assholes at Wal-Mart or shopping malls who must park in the first few rows of spaces (ignoring usually the rest of spacious lot). If they don't, they then "shark" around the lot until a space opens up.

Reuters:



EDIT - BREAKING NEWS: Is Pawlenty's campaign already dead?

Ha ha!! Telling the truth? In politics? What a concept.


What about Anthony Weiner and the twitter scandal. Very strange. Yet with a last name like that you just know he's had a life of constant ribbing.



TIS

Weiner is digging a deeper and deeper hole. He called a reporter a jackass yesterday, which is really quite stupid. That's pretty much the only way to make sure that the press is now going to be permanently in your face, every single breath you take.

Tonight, he refused to definitively affirm or deny that the picture is of his junk. He only would say that they're "investigating" what happened. If that's not him in the tighty-whities, then why wouldn't he simply deny it?? Also, the Congress has a special police force, and as of this morning, he still had not filed a report about this alleged hacking.

SB,

I know that is baffling. He was on Rachel Maddow tonight and although I was on the phone and didn't see the entire interview, he still made it sound confusing. He indicated that he didn't know if it started out as a picture of him and maybe somebody photoshopped it. He is getting in deeper. He said he had some "experts" looking into it.

Maybe he actually saved pics of himself in his underwear on his computer and this one got hacked and he's embarrassed. Hell, I don't know, but I crack up that I've heard them refer to this as "Weinergate."

TIS

It's becoming very possible that Weiner will join the long list of New York/New Jersey politicians who have done themself in with really stupid sexual behavior. I think he may have done irreparable damage with his first "press conference" in which he refused to answer any direct question, and in fact called one of the reporters a "jackass" (as SB already mentioned).

I like Weiner. I like his politics and his feisty style. He came out of my former distict in Brooklyn and I spoke to him a few times when he started his career as a member of the city council. He was very personable and seemed genuinely involved with his work. I DON'T like what I'm seeing now.

SC,

I like him too. I am just getting to know him this past year but I do like his spunk.



TIS

You shouldn't use the word, "spunk", in connection with this.

Jon Stewart had a good one about this.... he showed a picture, supposedly THE picture, of Weiner in his underwear and claimed that the only thing the two had in common (the picture and Weiner) was that they both leaned to the left.

I love Stewart. He made another comment saying roughly that Weiner wished it was him. I heard another newscaster implying that this "picture" was so well endowed that Weiner probably doesn't want to deny it.

Oh, and Stewart said that he and Weiner are actually friends.

TIS

Yeah he was a dick.

(Pun Police! *sirens*)

I couldn't find this on youtube but here is Jon Stewart's take on Trump's choice (or lack of taste) of pizza restaurant to go to. He jumps all over Trump. You NYers probably will know which places Jon would have chosen. Oh, he does a little Vito Corleone as well. It's hilarious. I just love this guy.

TIS



http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-june-1-2011/me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad

What does Palin know about pizza, being from friggin Alaska?

But for that matter, what does that dummy know about anything?

Trump should know better. He's a lifelong New Yorker, for God's sake!

TIS, that video is hilarious.

For all you non-New Yorkers.... it's also very true.

Found on Palin's "One Nation" Tour Bus.

Check out the urban dictionary's definition of "Rick Santorum"
is.

Santorum: The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.

She can see Little Italy from her hotel window.

Ok, this is Jon Stewart on the Anthony Weiner photo. Anthony apparently is a friend of Jon's but that hardly holds Jon back. It is hysterical. Check it out. I am sure you'll laugh a lot.

TIS


http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/201...tewart-sort-of/

PB!! Where you been??? I haven't seen you around lately! Were you serving the pizza to The Donald and The Sarah??? LOL

That John Stewart bit is one of the funniest things ever

I think he boarded the bus with Sarah's Magical Mystery Tour.



TIS

Since she seemed to think what she ate is "real NY pizza", maybe PB is going to show her how a real NYer does pizza!

PPP: National GOP

Romney 16%
Palin 16%
Pawlenty 13%
Cain 12%
Bachmann 9%
Paul 9%
Gingrich 9%
Huntsman 4%

This is....interesting:



http://publicpolicypolling.blogspot.com/2011/06/romney-palin-lead-way.html

(New Jersey governor) Chris Christie is at a press conference now announcing that he reimbursed the state for the personal use of a state helicopter when he went to a son's baseball game.

He paid back the state $2,100 and explained he had been initially told by the head of the state police that there was nothing to be paid (since the helicopters are required to be used a certain number of hours anyway).

Christie coolly explained this, and I have to admit I believe him (even if I still think he's a fat, overbearing jerk).

I also believe this was a sign that he will be seeking higher office (president?) and he is attempting to clean up any possible problems in his "past".

SC, yes, he agreed to pay the bill. However, he still had to make a nasty remark. He said that he was sure that the treasurer immediately ran to the bank to deposit the payment so that it could be added to the state police's budget surplus.

Edit: While he wrote the check, he also refused to apologize and insisted that there was nothing inappropriate about what he had done. He said that he was writing the check to make people happy. An Assemblywoman questioned his parenting skills, saying that there was no need for him to make the entrance and exit that he did (they had to stop the game to allow his helicopter to take off again when he left after the 5th inning), and when asked about her remarks, he said she should be embarrassed and called her a jerk.

I guess he still hasn't taken that Dale Carnegie class.

Sarah Palin on CNN is asked about Paul Revere's Ride:



I didn't know Revere warned the British.

American patriotism 2011, everybody!

http://www.joemcginniss.net/sarah-palin-...inniss#comments

Ah, c'mon.... give her a break. Massachusetts is clear across the continent from Alaska.

How about Palin's visit to Ellis Island/Statue of Liberty where she said that Lady Liberty was given to us as a warning (reminder?) to not make the same mistakes as other countries.

I swear to God, that woman can talk and talk and say nothing. She'll act like she knows what she's talking about but dosen't know jack shit.

http://blogs.e-rockford.com/applesauce/2...inst-socialism/


TIS