A primary(grade) school teacher asks her class to use the word fascinate in a sentence but when little Jonny puts his hand up she panics. She has been burned by little Jonny before but when she has a think she realises there is nothing he can do with the word fascinate.

"Go ahead then Jonny", sha says somewhat smugly.

"Well", saya the boy. "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight"!!!!