there was a woman that just went to the store came back home she got some lotion and started rubbing it on her boobs the husband walks in to see what she is doing he says "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" the woman says "RUBBING LOTION ON MY BOOBS" he says "WHY" she says "IT WILL MAKE MY BOOBS BIGGER" he says "MAKE EM BIGGER ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A PIECE OF TISSUE PAPPER AND RUB IT BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS" She says "TISSUE PAPER HOW IS THAT GOING TO WORK" HE SAYS Well LOOK AT WHAT IT DID TO YOUR ASS.