My favorite of my own messages was a takeoff of a fight between plawrence and Turnbull.
That's a good one

If I had to choose one of yours from the top of my head, then I would probably go with your childhood story about helping your dad with the jukebox business. I've got a soft spot for nostalgia. Here's the link:
http://www.gangsterbb.net/threads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=540089#Post540089