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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: ginaitaliangirl]
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07/02/11 01:12 AM
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J Geoff
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So cute! That's awesome... But I think she got bored with it before he did, so that must say something (she's smarter) 
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: J Geoff]
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07/05/11 10:53 PM
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This is from Slate.com:
Q. Slow Boyfriend: I want to marry my boyfriend, but there is one issue that always holds me back. To put it bluntly, he is, well, slow. I don't mean to sound condescending (I'm not exactly a rocket scientist either), but that is what he is. He has zero general knowledge. He thinks hamsters lay eggs, and Greece is a continent, and Beijing is a country in Greece. If I encourage him to read a book, he boasts that he's never read a whole book in his life. He doesn't know a lot of words that most high school graduates know. For instance, I was watching the news and remarked, "That politician always contradicts himself." He asked me what "contradict" means. This happens several times a week, even with my average vocabulary. Although he was born here, his mom is from Chile, so at first I thought it was because Spanish is his dominant language. It turns out he doesn't even speak Spanish, even though all of his siblings speak at a basic conversational level. He managed to graduate college without any special help, so I don't think he has any kind of cognitive disabilities. Would this impact our marriage negatively?
"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: olivant]
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07/06/11 09:48 AM
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Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY
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...He managed to graduate college without any special help... That's the part of the story that is truly frightening.  Signor V.
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
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07/06/11 01:06 PM
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Why would you date someone that you consider "slow", much less want to marry them? Then 25% of the population (low-average IQ and lower) shouldn't date/procreate? Maybe you're right...
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: J Geoff]
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07/06/11 02:24 PM
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Sicilian Babe
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Why would you date someone that you consider "slow", much less want to marry them? Then 25% of the population (low-average IQ and lower) shouldn't date/procreate? Maybe you're right... Bad boy, twisting my words. I said, Why would you date someone YOU consider slow. If you're dating someone that you think is stupid, what does that make you? And, yes to your statement. That's why they have The Darwin Awards.
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
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07/06/11 03:54 PM
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Why would you date someone that you consider "slow", much less want to marry them? Then 25% of the population (low-average IQ and lower) shouldn't date/procreate? Maybe you're right... Bad boy, twisting my words. I said, Why would you date someone YOU consider slow. If you're dating someone that you think is stupid, what does that make you? And, yes to your statement. That's why they have The Darwin Awards. i believe this guy will win the award this year. http://news.yahoo.com/ny-motorcyclist-dies-ride-protesting-helmet-law-143217859.html
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
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07/06/11 04:20 PM
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New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
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If you're dating someone that you think is stupid, what does that make you? Smarter 
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey! lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: J Geoff]
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07/06/11 04:49 PM
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The Italian Stallionette
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If you're dating someone that you think is stupid, what does that make you? Smarter Just think, you could actually wear one of those shirts that says: "I'm with stupid." LMAO TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: J Geoff]
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07/07/11 10:54 PM
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Mississippi, where 34.4 percent of the people are obese, has the highest obesity rate. Other states with obesity rates above 30 percent include: Alabama, Arkansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas and West Virginia. Thirty-eight other states have obesity rates above 25 percent. For the second year in a row, obesity rates rose in Illinois, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Missouri, Rhode Island and Texas. And, for the third year straight, more residents of Florida, Kansas, Maine, Oklahoma and Vermont tipped the scale toward obesity. http://health.msn.com/healthy-living/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100275061>1=31036
"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: J Geoff]
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07/11/11 08:35 PM
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Hey TIS, what do ya think?
By Erika Okano NBCBayArea.com NBCBayArea.com updated 7/11/2011 4:02:04 PM ET
-A Southern California Republican says it is time to split California in half. Jeff Stone, a Riverside County supervisor from Temecula, says he wants 13 of the state's mostly conservative counties to break away and become "South California".
The proposed South California would be made up of Fresno, Imperial, Inyo, Kern, Kings, Madera, Mariposa, Mono, Orange, San Bernardino, San Diego, Tulare and Riverside counties. That totals about 13 million people.
Riverside County's Board of Supervisors will consider the proposal tomorrow, according to the Los Angeles Times. If the board approves the plan, leaders will create a framework for secession and then host a statewide summit on the issue.
"Generosity. That was my first mistake."
"Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us."
"Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: olivant]
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07/11/11 09:00 PM
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BAM_233
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Hey TIS, what do ya think?
By Erika Okano NBCBayArea.com NBCBayArea.com updated 7/11/2011 4:02:04 PM ET
-A Southern California Republican says it is time to split California in half. Jeff Stone, a Riverside County supervisor from Temecula, says he wants 13 of the state's mostly conservative counties to break away and become "South California".
The proposed South California would be made up of Fresno, Imperial, Inyo, Kern, Kings, Madera, Mariposa, Mono, Orange, San Bernardino, San Diego, Tulare and Riverside counties. That totals about 13 million people.
Riverside County's Board of Supervisors will consider the proposal tomorrow, according to the Los Angeles Times. If the board approves the plan, leaders will create a framework for secession and then host a statewide summit on the issue.
i guess arnold could run for mayor of south california
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: olivant]
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07/11/11 09:00 PM
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The Italian Stallionette
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Hey TIS, what do ya think?
By Erika Okano NBCBayArea.com NBCBayArea.com updated 7/11/2011 4:02:04 PM ET
-A Southern California Republican says it is time to split California in half. Jeff Stone, a Riverside County supervisor from Temecula, says he wants 13 of the state's mostly conservative counties to break away and become "South California".
The proposed South California would be made up of Fresno, Imperial, Inyo, Kern, Kings, Madera, Mariposa, Mono, Orange, San Bernardino, San Diego, Tulare and Riverside counties. That totals about 13 million people.
Riverside County's Board of Supervisors will consider the proposal tomorrow, according to the Los Angeles Times. If the board approves the plan, leaders will create a framework for secession and then host a statewide summit on the issue.
Hey Oli, I am in Riverside County so I would be included. I feel fairly confident saying, it'll never happen. I say "no thanks." We've got other things to take care of here besides the splitting CA into two states.  Things like "Carmageddon coming this weekend." TIS
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"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: J Geoff]
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07/12/11 08:36 AM
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (RNS) The anti-gay Westboro Baptist Church has announced plans to picket this week's funeral services for former first lady Betty Ford in California and Michigan.
The website of the Topeka, Kansas-based church said the fringe group will demonstrate at Ford's funerals because she divorced her first husband William Warren prior to marrying the late president Gerald R. Ford.
In Westboro's eyes, that makes Ford an adulterer who "loved to sit with tawdry reporters and blather about sex."
The group plans to picket at services at Saint Margaret Episcopal Church in Palm Desert, Calif. on Tuesday (July 12) and at Grace Episcopal Church in East Grand Rapids on Thursday when her casket will travel by motorcade for burial at the Ford Museum.
The extremist church -- mostly a collection of Fred Phelps' extended family and friends -- formally won the right to picket funerals in March after an 8-1 Supreme Court decision ruled it is protected by the First Amendment.
"She couldn't wait to have an audience with a reporter to titter about premarital sex, and how much she loved to teach it to her daughters," the church's website said. "The trashy reporters encouraged her to say more! So she urged all the women of this doomed foul nation to engage in extramarital sex. Then she pushed for abortion, because when you teach a nation's women to be whores, it's inevitable pregnancies will inconvenience the selfish strumpets! That is the legacy of Betty Ford."
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
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07/12/11 10:14 AM
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Throggs Neck
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Why don't they all go picket in an electrical storm carrying their signs on metal posts??? They're waiting for Michele Bachmann to give them the order. God, I hope they endorse her. Hateful bitch that she is.
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: J Geoff]
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07/13/11 05:52 PM
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I have been pulled over three times by the same cop in the past 12 months.
Speeding? No.
Busted tail-light? No.
Crossing a double yellow? No.
Krispy-Kreme's in my backpack? No.
This cop has pulled me over three times...while I am riding my bike to work. I ride my bike in the street, I have a headlight and a taillight for my bike, and for fuck's sake, I'M HELPING THE ENVIRONMENT BY NOT DRIVING MY CAR!! This last time he pulled me over, he demanded I get off my bike, put my hands on my head, sit down on the curb with my legs crossed out in front of me, and, to quote: "Keep your fuckin' mouth shut unless you want me to crack your head."
I ask him what I did wrong, and he tells me to shut the fuck up.
I ask him if I can call my boss to let him know I'll be late, he says "WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU?!"
Finally, after about 10 minutes of nothing, I tell him "Look, you can either tell me what I did wrong and cite me or place me under arrest, or let me go. Either way, I'm not staying here another second. I have rights."
He proceeds to shout at me like a lunatic, saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE SO LATE, RIDING A BICYCLE?! YOU KNOW WE GOT PEOPLE REPORTING CAR BREAK INS DOWN THIS STREET?! I'M JUST DOING MY JOB, AND ALL YOU'VE BEEN GIVING ME IS FUCKING ATTITUDE!!!"
Um...me giving YOU attitude?!
Finally, he lets me go, I get to work 20 minutes late and get an earful from my boss. I tell him what happens, and he says "Well you should have left earlier. You gotta anticipate things like this."
I have to anticipate that my local law enforcement officers are a bunch of assholes that have nothing better to do than pull over a guy riding his bike to work?
I love my life.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: XDCX]
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07/13/11 06:27 PM
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I have been pulled over three times by the same cop in the past 12 months.
Speeding? No.
Busted tail-light? No.
Crossing a double yellow? No.
Krispy-Kreme's in my backpack? No.
This cop has pulled me over three times...while I am riding my bike to work. I ride my bike in the street, I have a headlight and a taillight for my bike, and for fuck's sake, I'M HELPING THE ENVIRONMENT BY NOT DRIVING MY CAR!! This last time he pulled me over, he demanded I get off my bike, put my hands on my head, sit down on the curb with my legs crossed out in front of me, and, to quote: "Keep your fuckin' mouth shut unless you want me to crack your head."
I ask him what I did wrong, and he tells me to shut the fuck up.
I ask him if I can call my boss to let him know I'll be late, he says "WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU?!"
Finally, after about 10 minutes of nothing, I tell him "Look, you can either tell me what I did wrong and cite me or place me under arrest, or let me go. Either way, I'm not staying here another second. I have rights."
He proceeds to shout at me like a lunatic, saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE SO LATE, RIDING A BICYCLE?! YOU KNOW WE GOT PEOPLE REPORTING CAR BREAK INS DOWN THIS STREET?! I'M JUST DOING MY JOB, AND ALL YOU'VE BEEN GIVING ME IS FUCKING ATTITUDE!!!"
Um...me giving YOU attitude?!
Finally, he lets me go, I get to work 20 minutes late and get an earful from my boss. I tell him what happens, and he says "Well you should have left earlier. You gotta anticipate things like this."
I have to anticipate that my local law enforcement officers are a bunch of assholes that have nothing better to do than pull over a guy riding his bike to work?
I love my life. another group with rotten eggs, and its sad too. if you don't mind me asking what state do you live in?
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: BAM_233]
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07/13/11 06:37 PM
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another group with rotten eggs, and its sad too. if you don't mind me asking what state do you live in? I live in Orange County, California. The police around this area are notorious for pulling people over and fabricating reasons as to WHY they pulled them over. A buddy of mine (who is Mexican and has that "cholo" look, even though he is not a gang banger) was pulled over a while back because of how he looked. Eventually, the cop said he pulled him over because he had a busted taillight. My friend said "No I don't", to which the cop went around to the back of his car and smashed in his taillight with his baton. He then wrote my buddy a ticket for the smashed taillight. I think due to the fact that the city of Fullerton (where I live) is considered one of the safest communities in Orange County, the cops are bored and have nothing better to do, so they harass people. I see it all the time.
"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2011)
[Re: XDCX]
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07/13/11 06:45 PM
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X, That's awful. Their are dicks in every profession I guess, including policemen. A tad off topic regarding bicycle riding here in CA. I was and still am amazed at the rights bicycle riders have here. First, many streets have bicycle lanes which cars can't drive on unless you are turning right and IF of course nobody is riding in that lane. Ok, I guess, but when there is so much sidewalk I can't see why use the street.  Also they ride the same direction as traffic. When I was a kid IF you did you in the street you were advised to go opposite of traffic. Also, and this one kills me, there have been times that I am in a left turn lane and there is a bicyclist in line with the cars waiting to turn as well. I still think that's dangerous. I guess I'm getting use to it but it blew me away when I first moved here. Then again CA has a whole lot of bicycle riders compared to Michigan. TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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