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Re: Seinfeld
[Re: klydon1]
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02/24/08 12:21 AM
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Newman is the second funniest mailman on tv, behind Cliff Klaven.
John Ratzenberger (Cliff) had a tiny role in "Gandhi." I always laugh when I see him, although it is not a particularly funny movie overall.
"All of these men were good listeners; patient men."
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Re: Seinfeld
[Re: klydon1]
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02/24/08 10:08 AM
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Newman is the second funniest mailman on tv, behind Cliff Klaven. Wayne Knight has been a secondary actor in a variety of things beyond Seinfeld. He had a role in the infamous Sharon Stone scene in Basic Instinct, he was one of the investigators on Jim Garrison's team in JFK, and he turned into a dinosaur's meal in Jurassic Park. All three were big hits at the box office.
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Re: Seinfeld
[Re: pizzaboy]
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03/16/08 02:46 PM
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Did you ever notice----that for a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man, George had mostly beautiful girlfriends on the show?
And Jerry? What a picky S.O.B.!
That girl that ate her peas one at a time? DEAR GOD man, are you insane?
And Kristin Davis? She could drop her toothbrush in a pile of poop. There's no way I'm giving that up. George completely overachieved. He should have gotten women no more attractive than that skanky cousin who wanted to date him! Jerry was no great looking guy either. I thought Kristen Davis was stunning, as were the following: 1. Nicky, the girl who could talk any man into or out of anything (she got out of the speeding ticket and she "won" the nonsensical bet with Todd Gak). 2. Mulva - oo la la 3. Teri Hatcher. Say no more. The were, and continue to be, spectacular. 4. The woman who claimed to have gotten gonnorehea from a tractor  5. The woman who Jerry got her phone number off the AIDS walk list. "Don't the bums get tired of soup?"
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Re: Seinfeld
[Re: MaryCas]
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03/17/08 09:43 AM
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And don't forget Kramer.
He was the oldest one on the show, yet continually dated women in their 20's.
Then again, he had the Kavorka. and don't forget Kramer as "The Ass Man". "You got that straight!"
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Seinfeld
[Re: goombah]
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03/28/08 11:39 PM
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One of my all-time favorites was on last night: "The Chicken Roaster." I absolutely loathe a great majority of the post-Larry David episodes of Seinfeld, and "The Chicken Roaster" is one of them. It's funny, yes, but it's NOT the same brand of humor that the show is known for in it's first five or so seasons. Although, I must admit that the episode DID show some very interesting hints of creativity -- most notably when Jerry and Kramer switch apartments/personalities; and Kramer's whole boycott of Kenny Rodgers Roasters was pretty funny, too. So... I'd actually have to say that the episode was at the very least an original work, I'll give it that. But God, I simply couldn't stand watching the later years of this damn show. You also mentioned the episode where the Japanese guys sleep in Kramer's chest-of-drawers; again, horrendous in my opinion. Although, again, it had it's moments -- such as the 'potty-mouth' executives from the Houston Astros. Those scenes had me cracking up, but on a very superficial and shallow level. It was NOT on par with the level of humor that helped establish the show as such a unique and original work of art..
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Re: Seinfeld
[Re: pizzaboy]
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03/28/08 11:41 PM
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"That's my move!"
"Unh, I stopped short!"  THANK YOU! YES! THAT is one of the best moments in Seinfeld HISTORY!!!  "Unh, I stop short!" 
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Re: Seinfeld
[Re: goombah]
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04/19/08 02:05 AM
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"I'M COSMO KRAMER, THE ASS MAN!"
 He - (Simón Bolívar) - was shaken by the overwhelming revelation that the headlong race between his misfortunes and his dreams was at that moment reaching the finishing line. The rest was darkness. "Damn it," He sighed. "How will I ever get out of this labyrinth!" So what’s the labyrinth? That’s the mystery isn’t it? Is the labyrinth living or dying? Which is he trying to escape - the world, or, the end of it?
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