Originally Posted By: Turnbull
Geoff, if you opened a decent Chinese or Italian in this burg, we'd name the town after you. clap


Or, he could try both - like this place in Vegas:



"Some grated cheese with your egg roll, Mr. Malta?" sick

Signor V.

"For me, there's only my wife..."

"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"

"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"

"It was a grass harp... And we listened."

"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"

"No. Saints and poets, maybe... they do some."