Apple:

Simon and Paula are constantly at each other's throats, disagreeing with each other and ACT like they cant stand each other. But there is an underlying vibe there that most people think they actually love each other and viewers have gone so far as to say they have ROMANTIC feelings for each other. They have often been asked to kiss on camera etc...and have refused.

For your sake Apple, I sure hope they are comparing you to Simon. Paula ain't got a whole lot going on upstairs!!!