5/7

OK. What can make the bowel movement of a human being (and, incidentally, a co-worker) smell like dog shit, as opposed to the limitless and quite distinct variations of human fecal scent?

This is not a joke, nor much of a question, actually.

I am just sick and fucking tired of walking into my dearly beloved work bathroom every day and catching a mouthful of this. Just like fucking dog shit. Why doesn't this asshole just come up to my office and shit on my chair or the seat of my car or walk around with a handful of it? Why be stealthy about it?

So, it comes down to: WHAT is he/she eating and WHAT can I do to either change his/her diet and/or kill this person?