by SaladBar
No. THE worst is when you are sandwiched between an old man with a farting problem or the card carrying "Christian Carpenter" trying to convert you.
Not to beat an injured horse, but what does that have to do with flying? That can happen in any mode of transportation or mingling with the putrid public. But you did make me LOL. Freak Magnet, huh? Kinda like your penchant for misaligned relationships and unfortunate accidents? Instant Karma's gonna getcha.
I sat next to a drunk Englishman on a trip from Newark to London. But he was harmless. Just got up to pee a lot. No farting, born-agains....yet.
