Yeah, we're very territorial, though . There isn't one single Italian American who can't tell you exactly what town his family is from.

My father's parents were from Lauropoli, in Cosenza, Calabria. And my Mom's parents were from Stigliano, in Matera, Basilicata. But I've always identified more with my Calabrese side because I spent 18 months there before getting married, and it's also the place that we visit the most today. We still own the home that my grandmother was born in in 1906.

^^^
Ma a testa di calabrese... Sicilians say this as an insult. lol

and you think being calabrian gives you "access to hot women"? I stay on topic, see?

I'm too old for hot women. Thank God my wife is only lukewarm .