5/30

Inspired by my favorite thug, noted sociologist Dr. Snoopus Doggus.

Hick Walkin'...You're out in the yard working all day, following a great big breakfast. You shit your pants a little at about 7:30 a.m. as you lift a log into your pickup truck. The eggs and coffee an hour earlier gave you a small dose of diarrhea. But you need to keep working, so you walk around all funny with some shit in your pants...Hick Walking.

There are about 1,000 variations of this.

One other: You're digging holes for fence posts to pen in your new goat. Your old man, who is driving the tractor, runs over your foot. You limp a bit all day...Hick Walking.

You get the picture.