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Re: Random Post Whoring (2012)
[Re: olivant]
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01/12/12 01:45 PM
01/12/12 01:45 PM
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The Italian Stallionette
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I ended up falling asleep halfway through.  Oli, That's the only thing that I don't like about Two Broke Girls. It does get a little, what's the word? Gritty? They can do w/o that kind of humor. BUT, I also find it funny and usually laugh several times during the show. Like the time the dark haired waitress waits on the senior citizen's table. TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2012)
[Re: J Geoff]
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01/12/12 03:44 PM
01/12/12 03:44 PM
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OMG! A remote control toilet.  Really though, wasn't it just a matter of time? Geoff if you're good this year, Santa may just bring you a crapper. TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2012)
[Re: The Italian Stallionette]
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01/12/12 03:57 PM
01/12/12 03:57 PM
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Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 2,427 Bar Vitelli, Queens, NY
Signor Vitelli
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Geoff if you're good this year, Santa may just bring you a crapper. First Santa would have to install indoor plumbing! Rumor has it that in Geoff's part of New Joisey, they're still using outhouses! Signor V.
"For me, there's only my wife..."
"Sure I cook with wine - sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?"
"It was a grass harp... And we listened."
"Do any human beings ever realize life while they live it? Every, every minute?"
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2012)
[Re: J Geoff]
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01/13/12 01:03 PM
01/13/12 01:03 PM
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Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 15,030 Texas
olivant
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I pulled this off of the ESPN website. It is spooky:
On Jan. 8, 2012, three years to the date that he caused millions of football fans to Google the meaning of John 3:16, Tebow played his first playoff game against the Pittsburgh Steelers. And … Tebow threw for 316 yards. Tebow averaged 31.6 yards per completion, the highest single-game postseason completion average in NFL history. Ben Roethlisberger's second-quarter interception, which led to a Matt Prater field goal and a 17-6 Broncos lead, came on a third-and-16.The Steelers finished the game with a time of possession of 31:06.And at the time Tebow threw the game-winning 80-yard touchdown pass to Demaryius Thomas -- the NFL's longest postseason pass in overtime history -- CBS' final quarter-hour overnight ratings were, yes, a 31.6.
"Generosity. That was my first mistake." "Experience must be our only guide; reason may mislead us." "Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2012)
[Re: Blake]
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01/13/12 03:09 PM
01/13/12 03:09 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
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The Fuckin Doctor

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LOL My house has a bidet too. No one has used it yet. No one wants to be the first, huh? Afraid you'll, um, leave your mark, then get found out?
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2012)
[Re: carmela]
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01/13/12 03:19 PM
01/13/12 03:19 PM
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 22,902 New York
SC
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We have a bidet. I use it for it's intended purpose. BEEP BEEP...BEEP BEEP ... BEEP BEEP (that's the sound of the TMI alarm)
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2012)
[Re: pizzaboy]
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01/13/12 03:21 PM
01/13/12 03:21 PM
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Posts: 2,760 Canada
Blake
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LOL My house has a bidet too. No one has used it yet. No one wants to be the first, huh? Afraid you'll, um, leave your mark, then get found out? Haha me and my friends turned it on once full blast and the water spouted so high it touch the ceiling. Haven't turned it on since LOL.
You talkin' to me?
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2012)
[Re: SC]
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01/13/12 04:10 PM
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Posts: 2,292 NJ
carmela
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We have a bidet. I use it for it's intended purpose. BEEP BEEP...BEEP BEEP ... BEEP BEEP (that's the sound of the TMI alarm) We already passed the point of BEEP BEEP BEEP when we had to picture Geoff using a bidet. 
La madre degli idioti e' sempre incinta.
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2012)
[Re: SC]
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01/14/12 03:42 PM
01/14/12 03:42 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 23,296 Throggs Neck
pizzaboy
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The Fuckin Doctor

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I was going to pm you last year about this book, SC. But I forgot  . It's the new Bogart bio, and it's the most throrough one I've read yet. I think you'll like it. http://www.amazon.com/Tough-Without-Gun-...86&sr=1-1#_
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2012)
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
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01/14/12 06:09 PM
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Posts: 25,984 California
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One of the channels had "Knock On Any Door" but I checked and didn't see it followed up with more HB movies. Btw, I actually remember my dad reading the article in the paper when Bogart died with a small picture of him in the corner of the paper. Don't have any idea why I remember but I do.  Needless to say I was extremely young. TIS
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Random Post Whoring (2012)
[Re: Sicilian Babe]
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01/15/12 07:54 PM
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Posts: 1,819 Australia
Mickey_MeatBalls_DeMonica
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Mickey Meatballs
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Every bathroom should have a bidet. Best invention ever. First time we went to Italy (early 1970s), we had never seen a bidet before (they didn't have them in the Bronx). My mom and dad would come home footsore from sightseeing, and guess where my dad would soak his feet! That's blasphemous!! If you think THAT'S blasphemous, you should have heard what he said when he found out about its actual use. HA!  Funniest story Ive heard in a while!
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