What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Okay, here goes, trying to catch up:
1. I have black and pink Converse low-tops and I think I embarass my family when I wear them because they think I'm too old.

2. Yes, I started my Christmas shopping during the Labor Day sales.

3. I emailed Dr. Phil and asked if I could be on his makeover show.