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Re: Random Post Whoring #63113 09/13/04 01:55 PM 09/13/04 01:55 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900 Beth E Crabby
Beth E Crabby Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900	What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. Yo mama's so dumb she put a phone up her and thought she was making a booty call. How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin When there's a will...put me in it.

Re: Random Post Whoring #63114 09/13/04 02:01 PM 09/13/04 02:01 PM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 15,058 The Slippery Slope plawrence RIP StatMan
plawrence RIP StatMan Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 15,058 The Slippery Slope	Quote Originally posted by Don Sonny Corleone: I switched from AOL to some local company the other day cause its cheaper,and you would not belive the pop-ups Ive been getting. Real Sex with real people-Click here Whata Fuck-click here What? No link? "Difficult....not impossible"

Re: Random Post Whoring #63115 09/13/04 02:04 PM 09/13/04 02:04 PM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York Sicilian Babe
Sicilian Babe Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York	What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door? Matt. President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club

Re: Random Post Whoring #63116 09/13/04 06:27 PM 09/13/04 06:27 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900 Beth E Crabby
Beth E Crabby Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900	Quote Originally posted by MaryCas: "What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. What do you call an Asian girl with one leg shorter than the other? Irene. Am I the only one who thinks Robert from "Everybody loves Raymond" looks like Greg Brady and Herman Munster's love child? Anyone wanna help me plot the murder of Jon BonJovi's wife Dorothea? Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near? So they can shit on your head. I'm not crazy I'm just a little unwell. How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin When there's a will...put me in it.

Re: Random Post Whoring #63117 09/13/04 06:33 PM 09/13/04 06:33 PM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,323 Happy Valley Freddie C. Underboss
Freddie C. Underboss Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,323 Happy Valley	Bacterial Meningitis: This is the "Hamlet" of diseases. Severe pain, nausea, delusions, it's got everything. "The Dewey Decimal System... What a scam that was!"

Re: Random Post Whoring #63118 09/14/04 04:26 AM 09/14/04 04:26 AM
Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,086 The Bright Side Of The Road S Senza Mama Underboss
Senza Mama S Underboss Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,086 The Bright Side Of The Road	What do you call an Irish bodyguard? Liam Malone Tom: "They shot Sonny on the causeway...he's dead." Michael: "Turnbull is a good man" Shane MacGowan: "It was Christmas Eve babe, in the drunk tank"

Re: Random Post Whoring #63119 09/14/04 05:01 AM 09/14/04 05:01 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 22,902 New York SC Consigliere
SC Consigliere Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 22,902 New York	Quote Originally posted by Sicilian Babe: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door? Matt. He's related to a man with no arms or legs in a swiming pool - "Bob". .

Re: Random Post Whoring #63120 09/14/04 07:30 AM 09/14/04 07:30 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,952 It's fun to stay in the YMCA Turi Giuliano
Turi Giuliano Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,952 It's fun to stay in the YMCA	Quote Originally posted by MaryCas: "I see," said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw. (for Turi) I've been staring at this for the last 10 minutes and still don't get it. It's killing me. I'm going "extreme bowling" tonight. I have no idea what to expect but i'm hoping for flaming bowling balls, bungee ropes and lots of beer. So die all who betray Giuliano

Re: Random Post Whoring #63121 09/14/04 08:10 AM 09/14/04 08:10 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900 Beth E Crabby
Beth E Crabby Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900	Rub-a-dub-dub. Three men in a tub. Is anyone else turned on by the thought of this? How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin When there's a will...put me in it.

Re: Random Post Whoring #63122 09/14/04 09:13 AM 09/14/04 09:13 AM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York Sicilian Babe
Sicilian Babe Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York	Quote Originally posted by Beth E: Rub-a-dub-dub. Three men in a tub. Is anyone else turned on by the thought of this? Depends on who the three men are. President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club

Re: Random Post Whoring #63123 09/14/04 09:18 AM 09/14/04 09:18 AM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York Sicilian Babe
Sicilian Babe Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York	Quote Originally posted by SC: Quote Originally posted by Sicilian Babe: [b] What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in front of a door? Matt. He's related to a man with no arms or legs in a swiming pool - "Bob". [/b] So this guy is walking down the beach and he sees a girl with no arms and no legs. She's laying on her towel and crying. He asks her, "What's wrong?" and she replies, "Since I lost my arms and legs, no man will touch me," so he gives her a hug and moves on. When he's walking back to his beach chair, he passes the girl again. She's still crying. He asks,"What's wrong?" and she replies, "Since I lost my arms and legs, no man will kiss me," so he gives her a very sweet kiss on the lips. About an hour later, he walks past her towel again, and he notices that she's crying again. He says, "First you wanted to be touched, then you wanted to be kissed. What's wrong now?" and she replies, "Since I lost my arms and legs, no man will fuck me," so he throws her in the water and says, "Now you're fucked." President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club

Re: Random Post Whoring #63124 09/14/04 03:50 PM 09/14/04 03:50 PM
Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 578 The north Scarface.1 OP Underboss
Scarface.1 OP Underboss Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 578 The north	Quote Originally posted by MaryCas: If Jesus came to your house what TV show would you watch with him? A. Sopranos B. South Park C. MTV D. None. I'd ask him if he wanted to hang out at the mall. NONE of them , i'd ask the cheeky git what he was doing in my house. Who's keyzer soze? How are thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil. Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles you eunich jelly thou.

Re: Random Post Whoring #63125 09/14/04 10:40 PM 09/14/04 10:40 PM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,249 Desolation Row Don Sonny Corleone Underboss
Don Sonny Corleone Underboss Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,249 Desolation Row	Funny story,one of the kids in my building broke his ankle yesterday skating.He tried a kickflip and landed strat on his ankle.Man you shoulda heard the crack.I wasnt really watching him, and it sounded like he broke his board, it was that loud.I feel sorry for him now, because al he's done all day is sit around. If winners never lose, well, then a loser sure can sing the blues.

Re: Random Post Whoring #63126 09/14/04 11:15 PM 09/14/04 11:15 PM
Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,206 Los Angeles Letizia B. Underboss
Letizia B. Underboss Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,206 Los Angeles	Ewww! I think I'm getting sick just thinking about that. Poor kid, though.

Re: Random Post Whoring #63127 09/14/04 11:35 PM 09/14/04 11:35 PM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,323 Happy Valley Freddie C. Underboss
Freddie C. Underboss Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,323 Happy Valley	Newman: I'm a United States postal worker. George: Aren't those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody? Newman: Sometimes... Jerry: Why is that? Newman: Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there's never a let-up. It's relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! And you gotta get it out but the more you get it out the more it keeps coming in. And then the bar code reader breaks and it's Publisher's Clearing House day!!! "The Dewey Decimal System... What a scam that was!"

Re: Random Post Whoring #63128 09/15/04 05:28 PM 09/15/04 05:28 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,223 York, PA Luca Brasi Underboss
Luca Brasi Underboss Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,223 York, PA	So I said to my wife with the wooden leg I said,.....Peg "He who fights with monsters should look at it that he himself does not become a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss also gazes into you..."

Re: Random Post Whoring #63129 09/16/04 12:41 AM 09/16/04 12:41 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY Mignon Mama Mig
Mignon Mama Mig Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY	How old does a person have to be before they stop getting zits?? Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12

Re: Random Post Whoring #63130 09/16/04 12:48 AM 09/16/04 12:48 AM
Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,760 Canada Blake Underboss
Blake Underboss Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,760 Canada	What was the name of the woman with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. You talkin' to me?

Re: Random Post Whoring #63131 09/16/04 08:03 AM 09/16/04 08:03 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY Mignon Mama Mig
Mignon Mama Mig Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY	I'm getting tired of hearing "I approved this message" Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12

Re: Random Post Whoring #63132 09/16/04 08:42 AM 09/16/04 08:42 AM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900 Beth E Crabby
Beth E Crabby Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900	Quote Originally posted by Mignon: How old does a person have to be before they stop getting zits?? I'm hoping 41. How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin When there's a will...put me in it.

Re: Random Post Whoring #63133 09/16/04 12:49 PM 09/16/04 12:49 PM
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York Sicilian Babe
Sicilian Babe Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,300 New York	Quote Originally posted by Beth E: Quote Originally posted by Mignon: [b] How old does a person have to be before they stop getting zits?? I'm hoping 41. [/b] 43 hasn't done it for me. President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club

Re: Random Post Whoring #63134 09/16/04 01:03 PM 09/16/04 01:03 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900 Beth E Crabby
Beth E Crabby Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900	Quote Originally posted by Sicilian Babe: [ 43 hasn't done it for me. [/QUOTE] That's not good news. How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin When there's a will...put me in it.

Re: Random Post Whoring #63135 09/16/04 01:32 PM 09/16/04 01:32 PM
Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,774 New York raggingbull2003 Underboss
raggingbull2003 Underboss Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,774 New York	STEWIE: "You know mother, this could have almost passed for parishable banana pudding, but without nilla wafers, I'm afraid its just another one of your retchid culinary abortions... (Hurls pudding on floor)... NOW CLEAN IT UP!!" LMAO "You can shear a sheep many times, but you can skin him only once." -Amarillo Slim

Re: Random Post Whoring #63136 09/16/04 01:54 PM 09/16/04 01:54 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900 Beth E Crabby
Beth E Crabby Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 14,900	I love baby Stewie. I wouldn't want to be his mother though. How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin When there's a will...put me in it.

Re: Random Post Whoring #63137 09/16/04 04:10 PM 09/16/04 04:10 PM
Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,323 Happy Valley Freddie C. Underboss
Freddie C. Underboss Joined: Feb 2004 Posts: 2,323 Happy Valley	O'Doyle Rules! "The Dewey Decimal System... What a scam that was!"

Re: Random Post Whoring #63138 09/16/04 04:18 PM 09/16/04 04:18 PM
Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,150 MI6 Krlea Underboss
Krlea Underboss Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,150 MI6	I am so sick of people whining!!!! Life is not fair, get over it! Quit b*tching and do something about it. P.S. I am not talking about ya'll, just people in everyday life.

Re: Random Post Whoring #63139 09/17/04 12:29 AM 09/17/04 12:29 AM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY Mignon Mama Mig
Mignon Mama Mig Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 19,066 OH, VA, KY	Quote Originally posted by Beth E: Quote Originally posted by Sicilian Babe: [b] [ 43 hasn't done it for me. That's not good news. [/b][/QUOTE] Say it isn't so Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12

Re: Random Post Whoring #63140 09/18/04 02:05 PM 09/18/04 02:05 PM
Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,249 Desolation Row Don Sonny Corleone Underboss
Don Sonny Corleone Underboss Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 4,249 Desolation Row	I have been away for a few days, because I got a night job, but I had to quit because it screwed up my back.I wish I hadnt had gone skating that day If winners never lose, well, then a loser sure can sing the blues.

Re: Random Post Whoring #63141 09/18/04 02:17 PM 09/18/04 02:17 PM
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 25,984 California The Italian Stallionette
The Italian Stallionette Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 25,984 California	Why is it that since I've been back from Chicago I haven't cooked a real meal yet?? I pick up this or buy that or get a frozen something or other, but have not taken out a pan yet. TIS "Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK "War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: Random Post Whoring #63142 09/18/04 02:36 PM 09/18/04 02:36 PM
Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 22,902 New York SC Consigliere
SC Consigliere Joined: Jul 2001 Posts: 22,902 New York	Quote Originally posted by The Italian Stallionette: Why is it that since I've been back from Chicago I haven't cooked a real meal yet?? I pick up this or buy that or get a frozen something or other, but have not taken out a pan yet. Bitch, bitch, bitch.....thats all you ever do!! (running and hiding now, as I fear 3,000 members are looking to kick my ass) .

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