Girls! Could you post the recepee, please? Just like Clemenza How much of everything and in what order? I don't eat garlic, but my family would like it! Thanx!

Well I'm an idiot. I just wrote a 5 page paper completly single spaced (how in the world I forgot to double space is beyond me) and now I'm more screwed because I have to cut out half the damn paper but every single aspect of it is needed. lol Looks like I'm back to the blank word document.

I always go by word count and god knows I'm checking it every 4 seconds. 236? Oh man I need 2800.

...To the Borgias?

I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.


Btw, Afs, that was a nice one... blaming my garlic smell. Really made me laugh. But I like Part's idea better... if we all have it, none of us will be able to tell.

The house doesn't smell anymore, by the way. Guess it wasn't strong enough.

"Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me..."

Great song, isn't it? It's one of my favorites.

Thanks, it's a new lipgloss I got at Victoria's Secret. It's called Sweet Talk, and boy does it taste yummy! It's the most inexpensive lipgloss I've gotten in a long time ($7.00... beats Chanel and Dior!) and it's actually one of the best and most long-lasting. (Long lasting if you can resist licking it off! ) I recommend it, girls. Give it a try.

(Damn, how's that for a tangent?!)

Well, maybe just a half a drink more...

Oh, good. That's what I thought.

On 13 September 2004:
704 and counting...

ltz- how did your paper turn out?

Pretty good, and with time to spare, too. Thanks for asking!

Now I have two finals tomorrow that I'm only halfway through studying for, but this break I'm taking is lasting longer than I expected.

I just had dinner: I made this AWESOME sandwich in fresh Italian bread, you know when it's perfectly crunchy on the outside, and totally soft inside... with salami, cheese, olive spread, tomatoes, and a little bit of onion. (And yes, I cried while slicing the onion. It's a very sad ordeal, the whole thing. It's like you're killing it. Gets me in the heartstrings every time.) Anyway, for some reason, even if you have one little slice of onion, it still is very serious about its job of leaving its legacy on you. So now my breath smells like onions, big-time.

So, so far this week, if it hasn't been garlic, it's been onions. Remember when I said being single has its advantages? This is definitely one of them.

Q: What is an Italian's favorite sandwich?

A: The WOPper!

*gets savagely beaten to death by stoning and a few bricks*

got that last part right- if you are dumb enough to make fun of an Italian then you aren't worth the cost of a bullet

Just to let you guys know I got up to New York a-ok & had a great day doing it! I'll post more grades as soon as I know!

Cool, Irish! I hope you have a good, relaxing vacation.

Grazie Letizia. I hope so too. The semester went by too fast, I'd like my vacation to go by slower.

"I'm not wearing any pants. Film at 11"

Hey, I remember him saying that! By the way, how much does JG pay you if you choose to retire on 500 posts?! I don't have a plan to post 401K, I can tell you that. I wonder if we'd still stick around and you can prove me wrong. Meticulous usage of date!

Let's get down to the whoring of the day; Zia, I can't eat raw onion, I don't know if I'm conditioned or I'm really allergic to it but as soon as I eat it I'd have a sour throat. So, if you want me out, which I think what you've planned with wearing all these wonderful perfumes then be my guest. I'll leave you two alone! Wish you good luck on your finals. I know the feeling.

I'm behind my work schedule.

No! It's okay, we'll stick to garlic. We can accomodate you and your allergy, don't worry about it.

Gee, no matter what excuse I find, I can't get out of this three party situation.

Zia...you've way too much time on your hands!

You see when I originally posted that I was expecting a flood of posts saying "No no no, you're far too valuable a poster to leave" Since none of you bastards took any notice I decided to inflict more random musings on you

999 is now the target for retirement.

And behold by your 1077 post we'll be saying just when we thought he was out, he was pulled back in!

Hey, you started it now you want out?

But you're right I don't want out, I want her out! (J/K Zia!)

LOL okay, okay, Afs. I know when I'm not wanted; me with my garlic fragrance. (By the way, I'm back to smelling good... now I smell like Sicily by Dolce & Gabbana ) But too bad, I'm leaving anyway. You two will have to face the awkwardness of your situation without my lighthearted banter to ease you. Fine, if that's how you want it. I'm not coming back even if you beg me. ENJOY yourselves, you heartless animals!

SenzaMama, no, no, no, don't go... not even when you reach 999. Don't you want to wait until 1001 so we can have a 1K congrats thread for you? (The extra one is for your "Thanks" post.)

Well, I took my second-to-last final this morning, in Foreign Policy. I think I did well. Now I've only got one left, at 3:15 (post-Reconstruction U.S.) so I gotta go finish memorizing all the dates (better to impress professors with, on essays!!). Yay! I'm almost done!!

I'm almost done as well ltz. I have one paper 3/4 done and the other paper about 1/4 done.

I just need my fiance to come in and turn my 3rd grade writing into college level work lol

Zia, do you want to make me feel bad? Cause I don't! It is so fun picking on ya. I know now Part is mad at me and he goes with you anyway.

Yeah it's fun. I doubt Part is mad at you... he's probably proud of you, actually.

I got one of those "Support Our Troops" wristbands today. A friend of mine told me about them yesterday & I picked 1 up today at 7eleven. It's just like the Lance Armstrong "Livestrong" band, but it's army green & says "Support Our Troops" on it. I think it's only available at 7eleven for $3.24 (including tax)

WWJD?