My irony meter committed suicide.
"I'm not really a politician." - Mitt Romney
http://www.nationaljournal.com/2012-pres...tician-20120309EDIT - If Romney picks John Denver's "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" as his campaign song, I'm moving to Canada.
Next up, he'll joke about making his audience squeal like a pig.
~Bright side: He wins the southern gay vote.