Viva America !!!

I went to that underclassmen dance last night. I got jiggy wit it. But the after party was a major disappointment. But Senior Skip Day is coming up next week. That'll be a good time.

I know what that is like it could be in the 70's here TIS and I'm freezing

Anyone on here watch that show Made on MTV? The last one, with that girl Lawryn, who wanted to become made into a BMX rider, THEY FILMED THAT IN MY HOME TOWN, WHERE I LIVE! Nothing like that ever happens in Pocomoke (my town). I graduated from the high school she goes to, I've talked to her countless times, as well as Lance Williams (her crush), and everybody at that school. Pocomoke is a small town, everybody knows everybody. Anyways, had to get that off my chest because I got excited

THINGS THAT HALLMARK CARDS DON'T SAY

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!

Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder.. "What the hell was I thinking?"

Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.

How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby?

I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.

Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)

Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike!

When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise.

We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop?

I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?

Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep.

So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.

Those are fabulous!

Ha ha ha!! That's great Afsaneh! LMAO

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!


So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!


I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.

TIS

Heard most of those hallmark ones before, but the cat one was really good!

The only time ive ever watched that Made show was when the chick wanted to be a skater. Ohmigawd, that ramp is like so totally big. It was 3 feet tall.

Keanu Reeves got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Who's next....Carrot top?

When I went to Hollywood back in October, I saw that The Rugrats had one, and that Godzilla was getting one as well. I also had the pleasure of seeing one of Frank Sinatra's 3 or 4 stars on the Walk, as well as Jimmy Caan, Robert De Niro, Eva Marie Saint, Anthony Hopkins, Ozzy Osbourne, and the greatest, Marlon Brando.

Everyone and their mother's got a star... all you have to do is get together enough money and a few signatures, and you're set. There are people no one's ever heard of, who get stars. I wouldn't be surprised if Carrot Top was next.

It was still pretty hot in October, right, Don Corleone? What'd you think of the city? What did you come for, by the way? Just vacation, or something in particular?

My girlfriend moved to Orange County a couple years ago. I went out to visit her, and she took me to L.A. While we were in thie neighborhood, we went to Hollywood. It was actually kinda chilly compared to the California weather I'm used to. I'm out there usually 4 or 5 times a year.

****Side Note for the Show 24*****
BIG SURPRISE TONIGHT FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET!

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I want to visit Hollywood!!!!! And see ALL the stars in Hollywood Hall of Fame!!!! And the studios and the movie stars homes!

L.A itself is rather nice, and freakin' ginourmous . I remember driving on the 5N up there, and you could see it 30 miles away. Hollywood is cool for the "Wow, I've seen them on T.V" feeling, but its actually a rather grimey city. Although I went to this pizza joint on Hollywood Blvd (can't remember what it was called), but it was the best pizza I've ever had on the West coast. But while in L.A, we went to the County Art Museum, which was rather cool. In Hollywood, we walked and took pictures of the stars on the Walk, went to the Ripley's museum, the wax museum, and some little gift shops along the way. All in all, it was a great day.

Happy February Everybody

I was so excited when I realized it was February, and my friend was laughing at me...I get to change three calendars in my room, and that changes what I put on all my papers, so it's quite an event to me.

My friend and I were talking about how we should celebrate Groundhog Day, so I printed a picture of two groundhogs and put "Happy Groundhog Day!" on it for her.

Sooo... what do I get a 17 year old boy for Valentine's Dayyyyy???

(First Valentine's Day with a boyfriend, and I'm clueless to say the least)

Didn't you say you were done with boyfriends for a while

DMC, that's what I was just thinking... who's the new guy, Bogz?

Don Corleone, I've never been to Ripley's and stuff, can you believe it? I've been on Hollywood Blvd., shopped at the new "Hollywood and Highland" and everything, but never done those tourist things. People always ask me if it's cool, or they're like, "You're so lucky you live close..." and I have no clue whatsoever. I drive past a lot, to beat Sunset traffic, but that's it.

Besides, up until recently, besides the Über-touristy things like Graumann's and stuff, there was nothing to do on Hollywood Blvd except get hookers and drugs. Now you can still get hookers and drugs, but there are other things, too. They've cleaned it up a lot.

By the way, was the pizza place Raffallo's?

Raffallo's sounds right, but I'm not entirely sure. But its good pizza when a 140 lb, 20 year old guy (me) ate the whole thing by myself. I think it was Raffallo's.

Yeaahhh.. I got back with Branden.( ) We talked on the phone.. and I told him what was wrong with the relationship, and how if he kept doing what he was doing we could never be together. So he promised to try and not do the things told him about.

And so far he hasn't. He's been, more or less, the perfect boyfriend since then. Knock on wood. He doesn't get mad over the small stuff anymore or anything.

Anyway, he's much better now.

Bogz,

I'm happy for ya. I hope everything works out for you to. But if they don't your older sis here gots your back

Thanks Mig.

edit - and Gina.

(i didnt want to waste 2 posts just saying "thanks"..)

Good for you, Katie, and good luck with your Valentine.

Why are there always so many guests on here? Why don't they just become members?

Katie, you're funny.

Freddie, that annoys me so much, because I always wonder who they are, and if it's the same guests coming back over and over, or new ones...

Goodnite GangsterBB! Sweet dreams!

One of my friends that I met at church sent this to me, I thought I share it with you.

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They're Back! Church Bulletin Bloopers: Thank God for church officials with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.


Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals."

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S.
is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast
next Sunday.

Low Self-esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

Thanks Afs!!! These are my favorites... they cracked me up ------>

I am random,
I am a whore,
But I am not, repeat NOT, a post.
I'm kind of like Mowgli, but I eat the animals instead of singing with them.