Ha ha ha!! That's great Afsaneh! lol LMAO

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!


So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay.

My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!


I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.

TIS

"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon