I had a job interview today. I go to the place, sit down, tell em my name, and they say my interview has been moved to tomorrow, on account of the woman not feeling like doing interviews today. My interview was cancelled because she didn't feel like interviewing. Well, I threw professionalism out the window and told em "Look, I got dressed up all nice, went out of my way to look more presentable than necessary, and I get here, and you say come back tomorrow? I don't appreciate being dicked around with. You shoulda had somebody call me." They ask me to just calm down, and come back tomorrow. I'm sure it didn't help my chances of getting hired, but they shoulda just lied to me and said "She's out sick," or something. Pinche cabrones! mad


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis