Two red necks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a
couple of bottles of Budweiser. The passenger, Bubba, said "Lookie
thar up ahead, Earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna
get busted fer drinkin' these here beers !

Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers, then peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat.

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?, said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put
labels on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock,
the sheriff said, "Howdy boys, ya'll been drinkin'?" "No sir," said
Earl while pointing at the labels..."Me and Bubba's on the patch.