congrats Irish and Capo! You must be very proud of you!!!!

PS. Today I've been working like a dog. I wonder WHY I'm not an heiress like Paris Hilton????

That's an accurate depiction of my over-sedentary occupation! As for the phrase...I don't know...there are dogs and dogs.....sled dogs work hard.....

How ironic, I bite and she gets to be dog.

You bite??? Thats not nice.

Really? But Partagas thinks its hot!

Mama's Bible

Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama." The second said, " I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house." The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her." The fourth said, "You know how Mamma loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mamma just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it." The other brothers were impressed.

After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:

"Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway." "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. The thought was good. Thanks." "Michael, you gave me and expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead, I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same." "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift. The chicken was delicious. Thank you."

As Pacino said in Devil's Advocate : "WELL CONSIDER THE SOURCE!"

Prince Charles was driving around one of his Estates when he ran over the Queen's favorite corgi. He got out of the car and looked at it, and thought to himself, "Now I am really going to be in hot water." He wandered off into the woods, and he came across an old oil lamp, which he rubbed. Suddenly there was a huge explosion, and a Genie came out of the lamp, thanking him and offering him anything he wanted.

"Quick," said Charles, "I've just run over a dog, and I want you to bring it back to life." The Genie followed Charles, and took a long look at the dog's smashed body. Finally the Genie said, "I am terribly sorry, but this dog's body is so crushed, even I cannot help you. But please, anything else you wish for...."

Charles thought for a moment and realized that he didn't really need more wealth or power, and then he reached into his wallet and pulled out photographs of Diana and Camilla. "This one was my first wife, but we were estranged, and later she was killed. This other one is my second wife. I wonder if you could make the second wife look more like the first."

The Genie stared at the photos for a full two minutes and then said, "Let's go have another look at the dog."

I always consider the source! When Part says it is hot then it is!

Speaking of sources, you just posted the joke I posted two pages earlier here. I wonder who was the source of your joke?! (j/k)

Where the heck is everybody???? Cat got your collective tongues.


TIS

I'm a pacifist dog!

AH What a great week.

Sunday was my 4 month anniversary with Branden.
Yesterday I got a job.
Today was my LAST day of high school. I took my last final (which, I'm pretty sure, I failed miserably).

Hooray!

Congrats, Bogey!
I hope you didn't fail, though!

My first exam is Monday. Henry VIII and the English Reformation.

Mick

Lets check it out!

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Yes, that word exists, some sort of lung disease.

So anyway, to see how many of us are here today, post the next letter in this word and we'll see how far we gonna get.
Ill start:

P

n

w

Irish can't spell... so, is that the end, or what?

Yeah man, whoring is a business, not a game!
And I have raised my rates.

Heyyyyyyy, Random Post Whoring isn't a game! I'm crying foul, Geoff!

I am officially the HAPPIEST man alive right now!

You wanna know why...

...because I LOVE Olivia V. SOOOOOOO much!

Got my report card already! Made a 3.6 GPA for the semster (which means I made the honor roll again for the 4th straight semester) and my GPA upon graduation was a 3.52, which is exactly where I wanted it to be!

Great, Partys over.

Now go out there and get a job! We need your taxes.

BYW, what are you going to do for a living now that you are done?

I got invited this past Saturday to help my sis in law to be a chaperone and we went to the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. We had a blast. We took the rapids which is Cleveland's version of the NYC subway to Tower City and had lunch at the Hard Rock Cafe and I bought 2 GF pictures there. Had a wonderful weekend.

Sorry Part it was a spur of the moment decision.

One of the pic's had scenes of all 3 GF movies on it and the other one it has a couple GF1 scenes on it. Also it has
Goodfella's,Scarface,Soprano's. I would have bought other GF pic's but I didn't have alot of cash on me at the time and he wouldn't take a credit card. and I was in a hurry cuz we had to get the kids back. I gotta go back one of these days.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Konaaa.

I don't talk much about or tell anyone at work about the BB. I did tell one co-worker a while back that I belonged to a GF site, but don't ever discuss it, since I "sneak" on at work.

So, yesterday, I come back for lunch and on my desk is a Scarface 2006 Calendar, with a note that says, "dream & drool." Ha ha..I thought perhaps one of my fellow BB members was in town. I asked around, and it was the person I work with. Someone came into the school selling books/calendars, etc, and she says she was debating between a NYC calendar and SF and tells me, "you like that short Italian guy."

I love it!!!! Can't wait to display it.

TIS

Well, TIS, these words are definitely more polite than "that Italian midget" Pacino was addressed by the producers of GF....

Nella botte piccola c'è il vino buono!

I'm bored. Please entertain me!