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Re: Random Post Whoring
#65785
05/25/05 05:51 PM
05/25/05 05:51 PM
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Debz
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A Scotsman, Irishman and an American...
....stood on top of the Empire State Building after each drinking 15 pints.
The American said, "After 15 Pints you can jump off here, fly around, come back then land safely."
"Prove it!", said the Irishman
The American jumped off, flew around, then came back safely.
"Wow!" said Paddy "I want a turn!", so he jumped and plunged to his death...
Back at the top the Scotsman turned to the American and said.....
...... "BUGGER ME SUPERMAN...YOU'RE A RIGHT BASTARD WHEN YOU'RE PISSED!!"
[Debz]
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Re: Random Post Whoring
#65786
05/25/05 05:56 PM
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Family Honour
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I always liked superman, I always respected superman, but I never trusted superman 
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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05/26/05 06:44 PM
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Posts: 5,602 Yunkai
afsaneh77
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Originally posted by Partagas: Originally posted by Capo de La Cosa Nostra: [b] Stroke my clock And check my cock
Mick Sure it is not supposed to be the other way around? [/b]Oh my!! 
"Fire cannot kill a dragon." -Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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05/26/05 06:47 PM
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afsaneh77
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Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your butt will get soaking wet. The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai. Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single. Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead. 
"Fire cannot kill a dragon." -Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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05/26/05 07:32 PM
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Joolsie Cappucetti
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Originally posted by Capo de La Cosa Nostra: Horse and Cow Cock and Crow Spittfire Wire Fire on the Clock And Cock Stroke my clock And check my cock Examine the way it rhymes And chymes Rhythm is the spice of life And spices are lives if anything Comes and cums and goes And conjures up images And pictures Of soldiers burying their deeds and Begone with each other For we are pacifists
Mick Everything alright there Mick? 
Senator, we are both part of the same hypocrisy
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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05/27/05 06:24 PM
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Posts: 711 Scotland
Debz
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Random Facts Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid, which is Disney spelled backward. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. "101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie. More Monopoly money is printed yearly than real money throughout the world. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide. 
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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05/27/05 08:06 PM
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Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 3,389 State Asylum
Snake
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Interesting, Deb! While we're in the same ballpark:
Keep your eyes peeled for the bad apple in this bushel of facts. Almonds are a member of the peach family. Five Jell-O flavors have flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, chocolate. Former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt ate 3 chocolate covered garlic balls every morning. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. Coca-cola was originally green. There are 49 different foods mentioned in the Bible. Watermelon, considered one of America's favorite fruits, is really a vegetable. It is cousin to the cucumber and the gourd. Elvis made only one television commercial - an ad for "Southern Maid Doughnuts" that ran in 1954. Peanuts are used in the production of dynamite. Acorns were used as a coffee substitute during the Civil War. Baskin Robbins once made ketchup ice cream. And the false fact is: Coke has never been green although at times it has been bottled in green glass bottles.
"Vaya con Dios, Castle. Go with God." "God's going to sit this one out." The Punisher (2004)
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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05/28/05 06:57 AM
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Debz
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Originally posted by ginaitaliangirl: Originally posted by Debz: [b] "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. This scares me...just imagining how one would figure that out. [/b]Yeah I know eh?! Obviously someone with a lot of spare time on their hands!! Okay I dont get this one: Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek. 
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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05/28/05 08:43 AM
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Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 17,300 New York
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Well, I don't know about the others, but Bogart says, "Play it. You played it for her, you can play it for me. If she can stand it I can," (I'm paraphrasing, so sorry SC!), but never says "Play it again, Sam."
There are only three words in the English language that begin with the letters "dw". Can anyone tell me what they are?
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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05/28/05 08:54 AM
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SB, Dwindle, Dwarf & ????? TIS Oh, Dwight? 
"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK
"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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05/28/05 09:41 AM
05/28/05 09:41 AM
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SC
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Originally posted by afsaneh77: BTW, there are about four words that begin with 'dw' listet in dictionary (American Heritage). Elmer Fudd's dictionary has a lot more than 4 words beginning with "dw".
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