Originally posted by Partagas:
A man was sitting on a beach and he had no arms and no legs. Three women walking past felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The bloke said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked away.
Then the second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The bloke said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked away.
Then the third woman came up to him and said "Have you ever been screwed?"
The bloke said "No",
"You will be when the tide comes in!"
Where do you get these from
