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Re: Random Post Whoring
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09/06/05 11:24 PM
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 31,330 New Jersey, USA
J Geoff
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The Don

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Originally posted by Don Vercetti: What's next? Josh Hartnett as Johnny Rotten? No, I'm gonna play Johnny Rotten. Edit: I actually saw him front row in college, when he was fronting Public Image Ltd. I think getting his spit all over me makes me qualified. 
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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09/09/05 01:22 AM
09/09/05 01:22 AM
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Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 5,032 Texas
ginaitaliangirl
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Joined: Jun 2004
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My history teacher is always telling "jokes" in class, all of which are corny, and many of which don't even make sense. However, he told one this week that was so corny, I was just cracking up: "I'm not a doctor, but I do have patience." Get it? Patience...patients...ha, ha? I've been telling it to everyone, and it's so hilarious to see the reactions. They go from just staring at me as they begin to understand the joke, to shaking their head in disgust at how goofy it is, to laughing because they just can't resist. 
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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09/09/05 08:56 AM
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Joined: Aug 2002
Posts: 17,300 New York
Sicilian Babe
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Gina, that reminds me of the first joke my daughter ever told me: What does a calendar eat for breakfast? Dates! Her other favorite: What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bay-gull (bagel)! Corny, but she was only in preschool at the time!! 
President Emeritus of the Neal Pulcawer Fan Club
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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09/12/05 08:27 PM
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Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 8,536 West Chester, PA
Patrick
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And as days go by, the memories remain. I'll wait for you. And as days go by, the memories remain. I won't let go.
Music is the best. Period.
"After every dark night, there's a bright day right after that. No matter how hard it gets, stick your chest out, keep your head up, and handle it." -Tupac Shakur
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Re: Random Post Whoring
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09/12/05 08:50 PM
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Joined: Mar 2005
Posts: 4,046 Miami, FL
Don Andrew
Underboss
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Underboss
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Some powerful lyrics (that ring so TRUE.) that grace my quote: When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break, When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay.
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home, Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.
Don't it make you feel bad When you're tryin' to find your way home, You don't know which way to go? If you're goin' down South They go no work to do, If you don't know about Chicago.
Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good, Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good, When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.
All last night sat on the levee and moaned, Thinkin' about me baby and my happy home. Going, going to Chicago... Going to Chicago... Sorry but I can't take you... Going down... going down now... going down...Replace Chicago with New Orleans... 
Hey, how's it going?
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