Sounds like a crazy day up north.
You said it. Time for some Florida therapy

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Florida? Ya gotta be kidding. Florida is the craziest plc of 'em all.
Absolutely. Just pick up a Carl Hiaasen or a Dave Barry column. You can't make that stuff up. It practically writes itself!
But where we are (Southern Palm Beach County) is mostly New York transplants. The weird stuff doesn't happen as much as in other parts of the state.
Hey, you wanna play golf in February there has to be a tradeoff

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