If push came to shove, I'd love to see Ohio split into North & South. That way the hicks below Columbus can get vote with from their confederate flag draped pickup trucks and give their candidate 4 electoral votes.
I know you're serious, Goom. But that just made me laugh hysterically for some reason.
My calculations were based upon using 4 votes for Southern OH. This would match the avg amount of teeth these voters have...
