SC, we have a variation of that going on down here since this is a college town. However, in this case, I go to Wal-mart or whereever and locate a couple of college girls, ask them to clean my windshield, and them reward them by giving them my wallet after they have climbed all over me. Afterall, wallets are cheap at Wal-Mart.

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