As Jerry Seinfeld says-don't ask for a doggie bag.

There's danger on the edge of town

Ride the King's highway, baby

WEIRD SCENES INSIDE THE GOLDMINE

Ride the highway west, baby

RIDE THE SNAKE

RIDE THE SNAKE

TO THE LAKE

THE ANCIENT LAKE BABY

THE SNAKE IS LONG

SEVEN MILES

Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best

The west is the best

Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us

The blue bus is callin' us

Driver, where you takin' us?


The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on

He took a face from the ancient gallery

AND HE WALKED ON DOWN THE HALL

He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he

HE WALKED ON DOWN THE HALL, and

And he came to a door...and he looked inside

Father. Yes son? I want to kill you.

Mother...I want to...

FABCDUEFGHCIJKLK YMNOPOQRSTU

...fuck you.

C'mon baby, take a chance with us.

I was watering my vegie garden and what do I find in there? A baby bunny

And meet me at the back of the
BLUE BUS
Doin' a
BLUE ROCK
On a
BLUE BUS
Doin' a
BLUE ROCK
C'MON YEAHHHHH!!!!

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill..

This is the end...

Beautiful friend

This is the end...

My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free, but you'll
never follow me

The end of laughter and soft lies

The end of nights we
tried to
die

THIS IS THE

ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

OOOOhhhhhh, mmmmaaaammmmaaa, can this reeeeaaaalllllly be the eeeeeennnnd?

Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...i want to...FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAH COME ON!

I'm sure not many people heard Nirvana's cover of the song with Novoselic singing drunk. Hilarious.

The killer woke up in Belgium
And he poured a lot of syrup on his waffles
And then he walked on down the hall
And he said all I want is to have some hash browns and some grits
And then he walked on down the hall
And then he said listen I've got a quarter in my pocket
And I see that waffle house jukebox
And I'm gonna walk up to the coin slot
And there's a direct line between my pupil and that coin slot
And I lift that quarter out of my pocket
And I said I wanna hear the waffle house theme
So I walked up to the jukebox and I said
I believe I will (I believe I will)
Walk to the waffle house

Want to hear something awful?

I found a dead mouse at my side garage door, the head and front part of its body only peeping out through a small gap. Why did it die there? The weather here has been incredibly hot I wouldn't have been surprised if the heat has killed the poor fella.

Anyway I went and checked the other side of the door and could see the mouses leg trapped in a mouse trap. He's dragged it all the way across the garage and obviously got stuck when the trap couldn't follow him through the gap. So if it wasn't the heat the mouse died from starvation. What an awful way to go.

1. Fall asleep
2. Hit on other women (or men, for that matter)
3. Vomit

You never fail to make me laugh. How tragic.

This year's Comic Con

Good God.I have never been there.

That's so weird - I just listened to "The End" the other day for the first time in years. The best Doors song, IMO.

I have a splinter in my thumb and I can't get it out.

Cut it out with a stanley blade. Quick, painless(if you're precise).


The woman with the slack jaw and bowed legs^^ just... The woman with the slack jaw and bowed legs ^^The woman with the slack jaw and bowed legs^^ just... The woman with the slack jaw and bowed legs^^ just... The woman with the slack jaw and bowed legs^^ just... The woman with the slack jaw and bowed legs^^ just... The woman with the slack jaw and bowed legs^^ just... The woman with the slack jaw and bowed legs^^ just... The woman with the slack jaw and bowed legs^^ just... The woman with the slack jaw and bowed legs^^... just... Cut copy and paste Cut copy and pasteCut copy and paste Cut copy and paste Cut copy and paste Cut copy and paste Cut copy and paste Cut copy and paste Cut copy and paste Cut copy and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste and paste.

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Lucky Man by The Verve. Only four chords and a tremendous song.

After 100 plus temps all of July, it's finally cooling down. It's only 92 today. Suppose to be in the mid/high 80's next few days. It's about time.


TIS

Badadadadada DUM, DUM

Badadadadada DUM, DUM

Badadadadada DUM, DUM

I heard this was the hottest month in 30 years in California, and that more then 200 people died due to the heat.
Definitely not the time to have a broken AC.

Why are commercials louder than tv shows?

Im going to crete tomorrow for 2 weeks cant wait!!!!

You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.

A house down my road exploded last friday night. Not the whole thing just the main living room whilst the old guy who lived there cleaned his kitchen floor - with petrol. How he is still alive I don't know. But I've seen him, he seems fine and only suffered shock. I just remember coming home that night very drunk and the lass I was with pointed it out to me that the whole window frame was in the front garden and there was some substantial structoral damage.

With petrol! Hahahaha!

For relief of heartburn and digestive problems.
Side effects include anal seepage.

I haven't jerked off in roughly a month, and could keep going if I wanted. How's that for impressive?