I saw an interesting coffee cup on sale in a hospital gift shop. Showed a patient running down a corridor, glasses askew, followed by a crazed-looking nurse wielding a pair of scissors. Behind her, a doctor shouts: "No, no, nurse--I said slip off his spectacles!"

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.