When the girls were little, we used to have a sheet cake made up with their names in little hearts placed around the cake. For about the last 20 years, we've decorated the cake with the names of our wives in little hearts. It says To our sweethearts - Happy Valentine's Day in a big heart in the middle. Then I take evrybody out to dinner - this year it'll be Benihana's.

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