A group of elderly Catholic women are sitting together.

The first one says, "My son's a priest, and whenever he enters a room everyone says "Father."
The next one says, "My son's a bishop, and whenever he enters a room everyone says, "Your Excellency."
the next one says, "My son's a cardinal, and whenever he enters a room everyone says, "Your Emminence."
The next one says, "My son is the pope, and whenever he enters a room everyone says , "Your holiness."
The next one says, my daughter is 5'11' blonde, blue eyes, a face that has been used in countless advertisements, with measurements of 36-24-32, and whenever she enters a room everyone says, "Oh my God."