Women watches an Italian funeral pass. There are two funeral hearst. Then an old italian women with her dog, and behind them 200 hundred other women.

The women never saw a funeral percession like this before. So she starts to talk with the women walking the dog.

She asks who is in the first Hearst? The women walking her dog answers that is my husband. The other women asks how did your husband die. She said he was beating me so my dog attacked him and killed him. Then she asks who is in the second hearst? She answers that is my husband mother she tried to stop the dog. So the dog killed her as well.

Then the women asked her if she can borrow her dog? She said yes but you have to get in line with the other women walking behind me.