An angry man walked into a busy bar, pulled out a .44 six shot revolver and fired one shot into the ceiling.
'I don't want a m*****f***** to move!!!", he yelled.
"Which one of you b******s has been ****** my wife!!!???"
The bar grew silent. Finally, someone yelled from the back, "You're gonna need a higher capacity magazine, buddy!!"
Ha ha ha ha!!

TIS