I liked what Mickey said to his grandson a couple of weeks ago.

Mickey: Conor, you a fag?

Conor: I don't think so.

Mickey: I met some stand up fags in prison. Good guys. Tough guys. If one of your little friends wants to give you a blow job, that's fine. A mouth is a mouth. But don't let them fuck you in that ass. That's how you get sick.

Conor: Thanks Grandpa.