But wait!! Isn't that the short form birth certificate? I wanna see the long form.  TIS I think it is photoshopped. Where's Trump when we need him?
"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"
"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."
"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."
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