Alec Baldwin, Cher, Barbra Streisand, and a score of other delusional and out of touch Hollywood nutjobs threatened to bolt the country back in 2000 if Dubya was elected President. Last I checked, they were all still here.

And on the other extreme, you had Chuck Norris and those nuts down in Texas seceding from the union last year. Last I checked, they were all still reaping the benefits of being American citizens.

Far left, far right, equally insane. Let them all fucking leave .