Haha all he would have to do is tell her hes going blind and that he cant piss standing up anymore, and maybe have james caan write a touching letter for good measure.
Step into the 21st century, Delly. They'd have Scott Caan right the letter now. Little midget that he is .
"I got news for you. If it wasn't for the toilet, there would be no books." --- George Costanza.
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