Guy named Bill walks into a bar......sees his buddy Tom from high school sitting there with 6 empty glasses in front of him. Says hey, what's up? 6 drinks..either you're depressed or you're celebrating.

Tom: I'm celebrating my first blowjob

Bill: Oh, shit...congratulations, let me buy the next round!!

Tom: Don't bother..I've been sitting here drinking for 3 hours and still can't get the taste out of my mouth.