In honor of one of the all-time greatest series

Q: "Who am I - Hannibal Lecture?"

Good idea! No idea about who said that though...

Tony to Carmela


Boy are you fat....

A: Tony Blundetto on helium about Tony Soprano

Q: "Why are you making me do this you fat f--k?"

A: Tony to Pussy on the boat, prior to Pussy getting killed.

Q: Hey, you want that...it's just a phone call away.

Welcome to the boards Itsdajacket!

The timing of your post and your name is ironic. I just watched the "Full Metal Jacket" episode on Amazon Prime yesterday. Richie was such a great character to hate.

A: Tony to Junior

Q: "Were you this stupid when I married you?"

Much appreciated!

A: Mikey to Jojo Palmice

Q: Sorry, the highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last-chance power drive.

A: Christopher using the "Born to Run" lyric to explain to Tony why he was late.

Q: "You're sleeping over, right?"

A: I'm guessing Carmela to Father Phil when they were both drinking

Q: "It happens"

A: Christopher to the kid in the bakery after he shot him in the foot. (Chase's sly reference to Imperioli's character in Goodfellas).

Q: "She's the reason I make videos".

The fat guy who came in to buy Pastry (Geno) is Joe Gannascoli and later they chnged his character and he became Vito. Check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyqYHT6nRaA

Nope but you are on the right track.

That was Tony being sarcastic, after getting shot, to Father Phil.

Somebody else post

Q: We're out of mayo.

Q: Forget strippers we could have been selling holy water in gallon jugs.

A: Tony to Paulie, final episode.

Q: To be honest, I'd rather he fuckin' shot me than cut my hair.

A: Tony to baccala, first episode of season six when they are in the lake talking bout how Bobby never made his bones but his old man was "the terminator".

Q: Under the boardwalk, with his shlong in Jans mouth.

A: Tony's song that sparked a brawl.

Q: Sure. You want someone who's sensitive to your needs, but still decisive enough for the occasional grope in the closet.

A: Melfie to her date before Markazian stopped the car and beat the tar out of the guy while trying to score points for Tony

Q: "No. Say 'never.' The guy's a shopping cart."

A: Richie to Paulie when they are talking about buildin beansie a ramp.

Q: These are snakes with fur.

A: Paulie, in reference to cats.

Q: How's your incision, Lieutenant?

Jesus I need to sharpen up on my early season viewing. I am at a loss and I refuse to use google in thi sgame.

This one is a later season.

I'm stumped too. That sounds like something Tony would have said.

Cool. One of the last good scenes between Tony & Christopher. Go ahead Itsdajaaacket you earned the right to post another.

Q: Who’s gonna complain, huh? Him? Hey! You mind? He don’t mind.

A: Tony, talking about the guy in the coffin, when Richie tells Tony not to smoke in the funeral parlor.

Q: "I come here to get cheered up. Do you think that's a mistake?"

A: Tony to Livia at Green Grove, after Livia bemoans her entire situation.

Q: "I wanna fucking answer. What's so fucking hilarious, you fucking parade float?"

I’m like King Midas in reverse. Everything I touch turns to shit.